I've Never Been To Franc: Crazy Party

Where do they come up with this stuff?

FUNNY THINGS THAT KIDS SAY!

Gabe: "Mom, Enoch was being a bully today at Grandpas house. He was throwing wood chips at me and Cali."

Me: "I'm sorry buddy. Why didn't you come and tell me."

Gabe: "I just used the 4 step plan to get rid of bullies, and that worked."

At least he is learning something at school.

Gabe: "Mom, do French people go to heaven?"

Me: "Yes, of course they do everyone can go to heaven."

Gabe: Laughs "Thats funny, we won't be able to understand them."

Enoch: "What's inside a frog?"

Gabe: "Slimy bones!"

Enoch: "What's inside The Holy Ghost?"

Gabe: .............thinking................

Enoch: "That's a tough one!"

Gabe: "I don't want to answer that question."